Labor Playlist (If I Had One)

Obviously I'm not going to have a labor playlist. I have the option but I don't really want to associate certain songs with pain and will likely get tunnel vision and ignore everyone anyway. But if I did have one, I think the following songs would definitely be included....

1. Push It by Salt N Peppa

2. I'm Coming Out by Diana Ross

3. Baby Baby by Amy Grant

See? Didn't I ruin these songs for you? And by the way... people on the internet talking about labor playlists are insane. They have songs ready to play for every segmented stage of labor. They are about two seconds away from hiring a DJ. And all of this is in their birth plan. Sorry L&D nurse, you just got demoted to personal DJ. And you'd better not get it wrong because that mom will forever refer to you as the "devil nurse" who ruined the entire birthing experience for her - forget the fact that she ended up with a healthy baby...